Published: 2 Jul 2012
US PRESIDENT Brack Oblama's re-election chances have been boosted by a poll in which Americans back his ability to repel an...
Published: 20 Jun 2011
RUGBY League officials are moving to ban the live player trade with Rugby Union following concerns of mistreatment.
Published: 12 Nov 2012
THE United States has re-elected the same guy to run the civilised world after the major parties spent $3 billion to spin...
Published: 21 Dec 2011
PRIME Minister Julia Gizzard has revamped her batting line-up and sent some ministers back to politician school after a dud...
Published: 22 Aug 2012
THE Federal Government has declared victory in the war on asylum seekers after finding an excuse to lock them up somewhere...
Published: 30 Jan 2012
NEGOTIATORS have been called in to secure the release of the Prime Minister's shoe after it was captured and held hostage...
Published: 7 Feb 2012
PRIME Minister Julia Gizzard's hold on leadership looks dire after she received a strong endorsement from former leader...
Published: 14 Aug 2012
THE Federal Government has launched an investigation into the letter T after it was blamed for Australia's...
Published: 19 Mar 2012
AUSTRALIA is putting its older stagers back into battle in a bid to achieve Olympic glory and better TV ratings in London...
Published: 6 Dec 2011
HISTORIANS and scientists have ruled out the end of the world in 2012 after a German expert re-read an old tablet.
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